....or close to it!

Tazzy's attempt to end the confusion in the dating business:

Ladies,

What Men actually mean when they say, "I want a girl who is...

"pretty" = so beautiful that all my friends are jealous of me
"simple"= someone who thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread/round rotis
"caring" = who will not nag about my many bad habits
"funny" = thinks I'm funny
"family oriented" = who will cook, clean and look after me just like my mother but still acknowledge she can never be better than my mother

and now Gentelmen,

Here is what Women actually mean when they say, "I want a guy who is...

"smart" = smarter than me
"interesting" = doesn't bore me with talks about his 'work' on the first month of dating
"sweet" = gets along with my friends or at least acts like he likes them
"kind" = pays for the first, second, third and fourth date to show me that he is serious
"attractive" = I can bear to have s_x with him with the lights on, eyes open etc

and now you know!