As I'm leaving for work today, my mother, out of the blue, comments how my cat is more religious than me (Tusch likes to sit by my mother when she prays)! She goes further by suggesting since I'm becoming more 'Canadian'(with the appropiate accent), aka I'm not wearing ill-fitting clothes or 80s style jeans or keeping my hair in a neat plait, I might as well go full fledged and become Christian too!

HUH? Did I miss something?
This coming from a woman who likes making Turkey for Thanksgiving, gives broad hints about what to buy her for Mother's Day and was grinning madly at the Judge when we all took our Pledge to the Queen 4 years ago?!!
Where do mother's get these things? It vaguely reminds me of the times when she used to scornfully suggest we might as well join the Hindi movies since my sister and I loved watching the songs in our teen years! Didn't stop us then and still doesn't.

Memo to Self: kick yourself if you ever talk this silly to your future kid!