Its Elections night in Canada tonight.

Most interesting one of recent times, not only because its going to be very tight one but it also happens to be the Federal one, meaning you'll be seeing him posing beside Mandela or any international leader of your choice. Soooo - along with all other political/economic/social implications of the outcome what are also important are- his looks,looks and oh yeah looks.

Ladies and gentlemen and young ones lets get started.

On the Left we have Mr Grumpy: aka Paul Martin from the Liberals- with permanently crinkled forehead- current PM- lobbied against Cretien in his desperation to succeed Jean- his focus: Healthcare(he is approaching retirement, he knows what's ahead)- oh and his party just happens to have stolen/squandered millions of our money in sponsoring...umm race cars?

Fear not, on the Right we have Mr. Dopey: aka Steven Harper from the Progressive Conservative party- sexy haired, young and has the look of a snitch- and wears boring ties- lobbied to get sexy interns for his office in case he wins (umm okay made that one up but mark my words it might just happen)- wants to improve the military to send troops to Iraq should retards south of the border come knocking again- his kids are babies and he is young himself so he cares of neither education or healthcare- in fact might just follow Harris and cut down a few more nursing legs.

And in the Middle acting as referee is Mr. Bashful- aka Jack Layton from the National Democratic Party(quasi socialist)- cutest guy with a mustache(I know I know I must be losing my mind)- he acts like a fun grandpa and has twinkely eyes- focus: merge with the winning party

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Oh yes of course we have Gilles Duceppe from Bloc Quebecois - no we didn't forget you Mr Duceppe- yes we know Quebec is a part of Canada too- no we don't think we Ontarians are Canada- yes sir I can speak some French- Oh.. merci :D

So now take your pick- Vote-I did- yes it might not make much of a difference- yes all of them just might be crooks- yes none has a program that's inspiring but at least I can say I made a stand. No I am not telling you where...okay it was behind a cardboard booth :).......just know its not Harper. Cheerios!