Ingredients

1 rainy day
1 old friend in town
1 cup rice
4 cups cooked spaghetti
3 slabs of chicken breasts
1 small pkg of minced meat
3 eggs
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/2 tomato
2 small onions
1 small green chili
2 tsp garlic/ginger
1 tbl grated Parmesan
1 incompetent cook on a time crunch
1 clogged sink
Salt and black pepper to taste

Method
- Don't plan the menu
- Randomly start with the pasta dish
- Cut up chicken breast into pieces and saute in oil. Add tomatoes and soup. Keep stirring, mix in the grated cheese
- While planning to pour the chicken Parmesan sauce over the cooked spaghetti, pour the spaghetti in the sauce and make a gooey mess
- Abandon pasta and start on the brilliant plan of changing the menu to Rice, Egg curry and Kabab
- Shamelessly cook rice in the rice cooker
- Let the mince meat defrost as you let two eggs boil in water
- Foolishly think eggs are hard boiled and remove from heat
- Peel the eggs in haphazard fashion so that it starts to resemble a cauliflower and you can see that the egg is DEFINITELY not hard boiled
- Think 21st century and break an egg in the microwave egg cooker and cook for 40 seconds
- Realize that the traitorous egg has scrambled
- Don't Panic
- Place the other soft boiled egg in a dish and microwave for 10 seconds
- Take the egg out and poke to check firmness
- Wait for the EGG to EXPLODE in your face and all over the kitchen
- Accept all future stereotypical comments of "Oh gawd you can't even boil an egg or rice for that matter. What else can you expect for a desi girl in the west!"
- Rejoice in the cooperation of the minced meat mixed with chopped onions and green chilies
- Bring out the packaged kebob spices and mix well with the meat
- Make flat round shapes of kabab and deep fry
- In the midst of realizing that the kitchen sink has clogged, try to spice up the bland dish of rice into a Biryani
- With 5 minutes left till the arrival of your guest, quickly caramelize the rest of the chopped onions and add the bland rice. Stir to further mush-up the rice.
- While no one is watching, add a dash of Shan Biryani Spice to the rice. Mix.
- Garnish with one really understanding friend who has not only brought diet coke but yummy-better-than-sex-chocolate-decedent-cake (Thanks Sadiya)
- Enjoy the left-overs from your Disaster because you know the dessert always makes up for everything.