And now for something completely different....
On this very merry occasion of Tazzy falling sick for the third time in one season, I pose this very important question to my dear readers-
Should one be worried if one has a swelling in her neck and no visible puncture marks?
Should one be ready with silver-laden garlic slices?
Speaking of creatures of the night, heard this one? Enzymes from vampire bats are soon to be used as clotbusters(blood thinners) for stroke patients as they have a larger window of 9 hours as opposed to the regular TPAs which must be administered within 3 hours(no more) to prevent brain damage.
What does this prove? That
- You can learn something useful in the world of blogs
- I do pay attention at meetings
- You know some SOB will take it further and declare the docs are turning good people into vampires
- I'm delirious and you should stop reading right now and hit 'next blog'.
True friends, dedicated voyeur lend me your shoulders.
Honestly, whatever happened to good old fashioned parents?
Ofcourse I don't want to be fussed over, but go to a party instead of coming to visit your child with replenishments for the fridge?! where's the love in that?
Though after three days of fever I must say I have gained a new taste for simple things like 'fried hotdogs with ketchup' and week- old- Coke.
I have also learned you can't teach a cat to bring water. He is only good for staring at you cute and snuggling up. Atleast I could use the warmth.
Speaking of warmth, I think the people above me are having crazy sex. The whole building has been shaking for the past hour. Sure they could be throwing furniture around and THEN have crazy sex on them....but my mind wanders. Its amazing how easy it is to pull yourself down with a few minutes before sleep knocks you over.....you keep thinking of distant friends, relatives, enemies having a life out in the sun and wonder if you should leave them a note just in case ...
Yes, enough dramatics for a night won't you say?
Love you all........not the enemies. I'm not divine after all.