Heads up people! Putting carpets on walls are all the rages now. My elevator has the 'jute' variety, perfect for rendering that 'pleasantly romantic' setting for sharing with that cute European guy from the fifth floor.

For those needing further proof that makers-of-cat-toys-are-stupid, they have started selling 'Glow in the Dark Balls' for cats at Walmart. This blogger did not see any signs that this toy is for near-sighted cats only . Oh well. Maybe its more for the 'owners' of cats.

In the continuing saga of 'Bengali men behaving badly' in public- now they, balding and beer-bellied, have stooped to preventing Bengali girls they just met at a party from eating chocolate cake because she might gain weight. The women-related self-esteem issues they are facing since moving to the west has been alarming to some. We'll keep you posted on updates.

Finally, last year it was the East. Tomrorow its to the West !
While the rest of you voyeurs stock up on Two-Fours for the Victoria-Day long weekend, this blogger will be off whale watching while riding something called a Zodiac , followed by having 'High tea at the Empress' in Victoria.
That is, if we survive doing this in 'mostly-frozen- waters' of a river in Jasper.

With rain and freezing temperatures predicted for the coming weeks, we are counting on the forecasters of the West to be just like the ones in the East- i.e. dead wrong.

So, unless I melt from all the water or decide to permanently stay back in Vancouver .....or Till I turn into someone who sends postcards like these,



....this blog will lie dormant till the 25th.

Adios and thanks for all the .....erm....reading.

*runs off to try her brand-new ultra-ugly hiking/cross training boots that clash with everything she's packing*