With the changing situations at the Homefront where Mrs Mother has gone from cajoling to blackmailing to outright threatening her spinster daughter, a position has opened up.
If this daughter is not married to some Muslim guy (she is 'permitted' to bring a Pakistani guy *horror*) by next August, all before her good little religious doctor cousin gets engaged, she will apparently be seeing Mrs Mother's dead face.
So this is an urgent call to all single guys out there.
If you want to save the life of a 40 something, attractive, slightly dramatic Bengali mother who is a great cook and will buy gold chains for all her son-in-laws (*shudder*), apply now.
Applicant must be
- a Bengali Muslim
- able to sign his name
- from a nice family who like to keep their woman on a leash (because nothing would please her more than seeing the daughter stay home all the time),
Come by the nearest mosque in Toronto on July 30th 20006 for a 5 minute ceremony of Kabools (I do s).
Please bring a 'Biodata' and digital camera so that proofs can be provided to Mrs Mother.
Apply now and don't let forever bind you together.
Please note that applicant is allowed a leave of absence of 'eternity' from married life starting the same day following a wedding band exchange ceremony.
Please summarize your qualifications in your application and leave it in the Comment box.
(*Off to shave skin and dunk entire body in 100% bleach so no trace of 'south-asianness' remains, followed by a s_x change*
Think it'll work?)