A Sunshine Too Brief

Thursday

Position available

With the changing situations at the Homefront where Mrs Mother has gone from cajoling to blackmailing to outright threatening her spinster daughter, a position has opened up.

If this daughter is not married to some Muslim guy (she is 'permitted' to bring a Pakistani guy *horror*) by next August, all before her good little religious doctor cousin gets engaged, she will apparently be seeing Mrs Mother's dead face.
So this is an urgent call to all single guys out there.
If you want to save the life of a 40 something, attractive, slightly dramatic Bengali mother who is a great cook and will buy gold chains for all her son-in-laws (*shudder*), apply now.
Applicant must be
- virile
- a Bengali Muslim
- able to sign his name
- from a nice family who like to keep their woman on a leash (because nothing would please her more than seeing the daughter stay home all the time),

Come by the nearest mosque in Toronto on July 30th 20006 for a 5 minute ceremony of Kabools (I do s).
Please bring a 'Biodata' and digital camera so that proofs can be provided to Mrs Mother.
Apply now and don't let forever bind you together.
Please note that applicant is allowed a leave of absence of 'eternity' from married life starting the same day following a wedding band exchange ceremony.

Please summarize your qualifications in your application and leave it in the Comment box.

Thank you.

(*Off to shave skin and dunk entire body in 100% bleach so no trace of 'south-asianness' remains, followed by a s_x change*
Think it'll work?)

5 Comments:

At 10:17 a.m., July 22, 2005, F.S.Kabir said...: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH can I go through the biodatas with you to decide on possible candidates? Can you also add this "must have a handle-bar moustache so Mrs.Mother thinks he is a goodlooking Bangla man and who at 30 will look like he's 40 and at 32 will look like 42 etc..." needs to look uncli-sh.
At 4:35 p.m., July 22, 2005, Bdeshini said...: Tazzy, forgive me for laughing a little at your predicament. I assure you that all of us Deshis have to go through some sort of similar awkward experiences, so you have my complete sympathy . . .
At 3:11 p.m., July 25, 2005, Anonymous said...: sim: bite you tongue woman, moustache might just kill me.

sniff sniff.Thanks Bdeshini.

Tazzy
At 3:47 a.m., August 16, 2005, Anonymous said...: hi all! how are you.i am ashraf.i am simple man.i find a dreamy girl who he only love and trust me.she is simple but her mind is jolly.rico_1432002@yahoo.com pls contract with me.
At 6:24 a.m., August 19, 2005, Anonymous said...: lady u have got a sense of humour for sure... suppose ur rajputra is there in a pakkhiraaj ghora in front of ur mosque will u even give him second look... god knows how many centuries he needs to wait there...
i am in no plans of marrying but i like the invitation nonetheless...
whats ur id..