If you ever wondered what your pet(current/past/future) says about you, look no further.
My extensive non-existent knowledge in psychology reveals this:

Big dog: You like having people you love surround you. You have self esteem issues in the way little old ladies do that you think everyone else is out to get you. So you want a purse or a mean killing machine to protect yourself. You love picking up shit after people

Cat: You are outgoing and positive. You hate to be depended on. Sure you are loyal to an extent, but you don't like the constant nagging from loved ones. You are also spoilt and lazy. Comfort means everything to you.

Little dog: You are cute. You define fashion and high life. You are also shallow and love to stamp on the little people, smiling all the while.

Bird: You are a homebody and love to have people over for tea. You are a control freak and hide a number of fresh skeletons in the closet. Thats not a metaphor for you.

Fish: You are dependable and successful. You are also extremely selfish and two faced. You like to portray the image of selflessness to lure people into liking you.

Lizard: You are spontaneous and friendly. You are a self-loather. Secretly you long to be bound and whipped and called ugly.

Goldfish: You are worthless and not worthy of love......even from an animal with a brain mass of 0.097 grams

Anything else: You are edgy and an inventor. You think you are different and better but you are actually just as stupid as everyone else only probably will die earlier.


*Sorry, I'm having a bad day*