A Sunshine Too Brief

Tuesday

*Ping*

In light of THREE people, all in this week, asking Tazzy why she isn't getting married yet, here's why.

Observe, my attempt at online dating....

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*ping*
'Dr Casanova' wants to IM you!
Accept?

Erm...o-kay

"Dr. Casanova: Hi! You are very pretty."
"Tazzy: Thanks."

Click on Dr Casanova's online profile- 'I am a physician who has branched out into Marketing. There is no place I really call home yet because I travel frequently. My medical training has given me intimate knowledge about women's bodies where I instinctly know how to make them happy and pleasure them....blah blah....'

"Dr. Casanova: So what are you upto today?
"Tazzy: Not much. Hold on...your medical training has given you knowedge of what makes women want? How IS that exactly?"

(silence for 3 mins)

"Dr. Casanova: Can I reply back in 5 mintues. I have to get out of my limo to get into my hotel for a meeting."

"Tazzy: uh uh. whatever."

Close window.

(2 min later)

*ping*

"Dr. Casanova: Sorry I had to step away just as you wrote to me. "

Close window.

(1 min later)

*ping*

"Dr. Casanova: So, want to meet up this evening?"

Shocked silence

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Sometimes you just can't make this shit up!!

4 Comments:

At 3:08 p.m., May 07, 2008, Nabila said...: Hee! Have you tried Plenty of Fish? A couple of my friends have had good success with that.
At 1:23 a.m., May 08, 2008, F.S.Kabir said...: ahhahahaah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaa

the funniest shit happens to u! :)
At 10:15 a.m., May 08, 2008, Tazzy said...: :P Thanks for the sympathy, bitches ;)
At 1:48 p.m., May 08, 2008, F.S.Kabir said...: oh my pleasure :)

this is hilarious! i came back to re-read this entry! hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha