A Sunshine Too Brief

Monday

Because I'm lazy and not a nice person as such

Time to reflect on all the responses this post continues to garner. Damn you, 'Global Voices'!* and simple people everywhere.

Blogger comment At 3:47 AM, August 16, 2005, Anonymous said...
hi all! how are you. i am ashraf. i am simple man. i find a dreamy girl who he only love and trust me. she is simple but her mind is jolly. rico_1432002@yahoo.com pls with me.

Phew! Well, I'm off the hook. I'll just find some stupid transvestites and ask them to set up a 'contract' with this man.

Blogger Comment at 6:24 AM, August 19, 2005, Anonymous said...
lady u have got a sense of humour for sure... suppose ur rajputra is there in a pakkhiraaj ghora in front of ur mosque will u even give him second look... god knows how many centuries he needs to wait there...i am in no plans of marrying but i like the invitation nonetheless... whats ur id..

Thanks but you don't seem to poses any sense yourself if you are telling me to look at a Prince on a flying horse! He wont get a first loook either, not unless I have the proper drugs on hand.

From: M.Z
To: Me
Subject: hi....
Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 00:15:08 PM
i realy like ur profile...r u from bangladeh...or from calcata...i m from bangladesh...27, but at this moment in uk. i like too walk in the rain or play football....u can say i love rain backhome....any way after i see ur profile i couldnt stop to say u at list hi to u, i know it could be defficult for u to say me back hi....have a good day my friend...could be see u one day when the rain come ..in the road....walking and asking u .....how r u

Where do I begin? It would be too 'defficult'. So I won't.

Email From: MOHAMMAD S
To: Me
Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:09:05 PM
HI how r u? i am Safi from london. if u interest with me pls email me. I am bangali.by safi

Dude! "interest with you"? really? now thats dirty!

Email From: A. A
To: Me
Date: November 3, 2005 6:27:20 PM
Where do you live ? I live in Iowa but I was born in Dhaka, Bangladesh. I am interested all sorts of literature but South Asian in particular. Literature helps me connect to my bangla culture. I look forward to learning more about your experiences.
Take care,
Ahsan

I know I know....coherent sentences, no blatant grammar errors (except the lack of 'in' in the second sentence) and points for the 'interest in literature'.
Really. You are probably a very nice person.
Which is why I'll be nice back and ask you to go here .

*Just kidding ;) I love you wonderful people at Global Voices!

6 Comments:

At 9:14 p.m., November 07, 2005, F.S.Kabir said...: hahahahahahaha this is too funny - so dude, u planning out ur wedding,are ya? All these men sound "mother approved" types!
At 9:32 a.m., November 08, 2005, Tazzy said...: lol..you are probably right.
*shudder*
Call me tonight when you get back to Halifax. k?
At 11:05 p.m., November 08, 2005, Anokhi said...: So you found an Ahsan too eh? sigh...they are everywhere and somehow find u!

:D

Sadz
At 3:00 p.m., December 07, 2005, Nayef said...: hey .. i'm not spamming u... neither am i trying to woo u :P (b4 u start quoting me in ur next post)
i like ur blog... kool write-ups.. but dont u think its a bit extreme to be mocking ppl like this?
just curious.. nth else.. no objections..
At 4:06 a.m., December 12, 2005, Zeenat said...: OMG! hahahahahahaha. That is hilariuos!
At 10:31 a.m., December 28, 2005, Tazzy said...: Thanks for visiting - Nayef and Zeenat :)

Nayef: I know.hehe....didn't I say I'm not a nice person ? :D