Because I'm lazy and not a nice person as such
Time to reflect on all the responses this post continues to garner. Damn you, 'Global Voices'!* and simple people everywhere.
Blogger comment At 3:47 AM, August 16, 2005, Anonymous said...
hi all! how are you. i am ashraf. i am simple man. i find a dreamy girl who he only love and trust me. she is simple but her mind is jolly. email@example.com pls with me.
Phew! Well, I'm off the hook. I'll just find some stupid transvestites and ask them to set up a 'contract' with this man.
Blogger Comment at 6:24 AM, August 19, 2005, Anonymous said...
lady u have got a sense of humour for sure... suppose ur rajputra is there in a pakkhiraaj ghora in front of ur mosque will u even give him second look... god knows how many centuries he needs to wait there...i am in no plans of marrying but i like the invitation nonetheless... whats ur id..
Thanks but you don't seem to poses any sense yourself if you are telling me to look at a Prince on a flying horse! He wont get a first loook either, not unless I have the proper drugs on hand.
Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 00:15:08 PM
i realy like ur profile...r u from bangladeh...or from calcata...i m from bangladesh...27, but at this moment in uk. i like too walk in the rain or play football....u can say i love rain backhome....any way after i see ur profile i couldnt stop to say u at list hi to u, i know it could be defficult for u to say me back hi....have a good day my friend...could be see u one day when the rain come ..in the road....walking and asking u .....how r u
Where do I begin? It would be too 'defficult'. So I won't.
Email From: MOHAMMAD S
Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:09:05 PM
HI how r u? i am Safi from london. if u interest with me pls email me. I am bangali.by safi
Dude! "interest with you"? really? now thats dirty!
Email From: A. A
Date: November 3, 2005 6:27:20 PM
Where do you live ? I live in Iowa but I was born in Dhaka, Bangladesh. I am interested all sorts of literature but South Asian in particular. Literature helps me connect to my bangla culture. I look forward to learning more about your experiences.
I know I know....coherent sentences, no blatant grammar errors (except the lack of 'in' in the second sentence) and points for the 'interest in literature'.
Really. You are probably a very nice person.
Which is why I'll be nice back and ask you to go here .
*Just kidding ;) I love you wonderful people at Global Voices!