On the 1st week of christmas elections we have been promised-
The GST cut
The increased child support
And now the tax relief for small businesses

I hope you won't stop there Stevie dear.
How about promises that we could really sink our teeth into, promises that would marvelously hit us over the head and propel our digits towards the Bushist Conservatives?
Look here, I've listed some to help you win over the voters demographically most likely to vote Liberal eh? And wWe know how difficult it is for you to ooze cheer. So I've even added a seasonal twist to it to ease the delivery for you.

(Note to readers: Its more fun to sing this part. Come on. Sing with me...just like me...out of tune....)

On the 2nd week of the elections Harpie promised me
Free icecream every thursday
Why thursday? just 'cause
Tax break for makeup purchases
Tax free RRSP withdrawls (or $1000 rebate cheque)
For turning thir-tee

On the 3rd week of elections Harpie promised me
Free chocolates for a week every month
Why? we need it. p-e-r-i-o-d
Window offices across canada
And Tax deductable rentals for high hee-eeels

On the 4th week of elections Harpie promised me
The 'perfect man'
Thats' not Martin
A three year maternity
And a butterscotch candy
(just for showing up at the booths)

........

You get the idea.
Feel free to add your own ideas for our slanty eyed contestant.
The best entry wins.....a BIG plaque with my picture on it that says ...
in very small writing:
'Most likely to replace Tazzy on A Sunshine Too Brief'

For more (unchanged) info on the all of our contestants that we had already checked out 18 months ago click here